LOL!

quick call sea tow for assistance!!!! Jeff can you recover this one or is it too far up the beach to salvage??

Funny and imaginative but.........did you
leave it on the beach?

yea, we cleaned up what we could and reprted the rest, there was like a 3/4- 1 mile line of trash on the beach. Needed a bobcat to get it all. And, in the worse place too at the end of the island from 14th st all the way to the Jetty. Looked like someone dumped a garbage barge and it ended up you know, as usually, on the Jersey shore. Quite disgusting actually. But I did manage to pull out 4 ava's, some relly nice plugs, a 9er rig and about alot of fishing line and hooks.

Very funny!

If it was a Whaler, that boat would still be floating

I agree with Eric!

Now that is funny!

SFC,
I think that 9er rig was mine. If it has metal arms, hooks and swivels on it, it had to be ours. Please leave it on my dock for this coming weekend, my dock is the one with the fiberglass boat tied to it.

The toy boat may also be mine. Was it Fisher Price by chance? I can remember the boat constantly driving in circles while fighting the current after mom pulled the plug in the base of the tub. I'm guessing it had steering issues or was underpropped. One thing I am certain of, it was not self bailing as it constantly took on water. Please return my boat with 9er rig.

Thanks!

Scott, CG confiscated the boat and handed it over to the NJ FG after they found a large amount of undersized striped bass in th hull, the boat is now in the possesion of the FG pending a title search for the owner of the boat to charge with illegal sized fish possesion. As for the niner rig it was in pretty bad shape but figured if I was going out today I might as well deploy it. It was in the water a whole 5 seconds and 3 gator blue fish jumped on it and snapped the line. Oh well I would have returned it had I known it was yours. Sorry. It must have been yours because your description was perfect. Guess
I owe ya one.

SFC,
I am sorry to read the updates. It's amazing how the fish are illegally getting into our ports these days.

Perhaps you could go back to the crime scene and grab my long lost sea shell. You'll know which one is mine righ away, its the white one with the sand on it. I'll be waiting at the dock in anticipation of the safe return.

I really apreciate it.

too fricking funny.....save some of the humor for the long winter months

Sorry again Scott, the CG has confiscated everything but the body and the boat. Seems the clams may have been used as a payoff as with the current dolls economy can use "BC" stone age flinstone money. The CG estimate the value of a clams to be around 5k in US doll currency. But FG are still trying to identlfy the doll, they have obatined this video of an illegal training site that show dolls learning to drive speed boats to avoid detection.

It think the CG is going to have a hard time catching these boats...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCq39KVJSUc

Actually, I think it was Twiggy who lost her Boat....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXcaFC1vF0Q

Oh no Mr. Bill !!!!

Great story!