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Turkey time!!!
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Posted 10/22/14 03:13 PM
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Who knows how to dress one of these guys???
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#201664 - 10/22/14 03:27 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: John's Joy]
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A 22 works pretty good

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#201668 - 10/22/14 04:20 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: bigal]
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Crossbow..... Dinner is served
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#201669 - 10/22/14 04:22 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: FREEDOM]
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http://youtu.be/G4u2tkUpPRc i

Is the Link your looking for !!
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#201675 - 10/22/14 04:38 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: FREEDOM]
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Originally Posted By: FREEDOM
Crossbow..... Dinner is served


Coincidently, I was @ The Dock Outfitters having b'fast last week when someone came in with his new crossbow. It was equipped with a real nice sight and a crank to load it instead of pulling the band - caught my eye fer sure!
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#201677 - 10/22/14 04:40 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: FREEDOM]
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Originally Posted By: FREEDOM
http://youtu.be/G4u2tkUpPRc i

Is the Link your looking for !!


Flagged by You Tube as inappropriate?!?! Must have been flagged by a vegan!!!
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#201686 - 10/22/14 08:52 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: John's Joy]
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Dress it like a really big dove..........


I was gonna say a top hat and cane...but that's for peanuts.
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#201689 - 10/22/14 08:56 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: The Semper Fish]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkWNtaSLLwA


Just grab him by the neck and remove its head.

I saw a guy on yukon men use a katana. LOL!
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#201690 - 10/22/14 09:21 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: The Semper Fish]
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Nice

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#201692 - 10/22/14 10:16 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: The Semper Fish]
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Originally Posted By: The Semper Fish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkWNtaSLLwA


Just grab him by the neck and remove its head.

I saw a guy on yukon men use a katana. LOL!


JESUS CHRIST!!! I'll just go to Wallachs' up the road and get one already cooked!!!

Thanks for posting that vid though - interesting how that chicken was looking around like..."What's up? What's up with that milk container with the holes in it? What's up with that sharp knife? What's up with that gurgle-gurgle-gurgle!!!"

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#201703 - 10/23/14 11:35 AM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: John's Joy]
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Oh god
Its a chicken. They're dumber than rocks. You cut the head off,they run around for a bit then you pluck them.
Is this coming from guys that fillet fish alive?

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#201707 - 10/23/14 12:27 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: loanfish]
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Originally Posted By: loanfish
Oh god
Its a chicken. They're dumber than rocks. You cut the head off,they run around for a bit then you pluck them.
Is this coming from guys that fillet fish alive?


I know, it don't make sense, I don't think I could muster up the nerve to do it as in the video...now chopping off the head and watching it run around - THAT sounds like fun! smile
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#201708 - 10/23/14 01:04 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: John's Joy]
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Dress one? ...cranberry sauce.....

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#201721 - 10/23/14 04:31 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: Swampy]
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feed it for the next few weeks and i will rescue it just before thansgiving!!
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#201723 - 10/23/14 06:49 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: jak]
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Just use one of these if you dont want to get your hands dirty..... I had no idea they made these.

It is a humane way to dispatch your turkeys.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO9LANrlDjs
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#201729 - 10/23/14 09:48 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: The Semper Fish]
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Wow! Talk about a surgical strike!!
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#201731 - 10/23/14 10:12 PM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: jak]
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Originally Posted By: jak
feed it for the next few weeks and i will rescue it just before thansgiving!!


jak, they both pass by my family room window every day around 4:00 after checking out the birdfeeder for scraps, then they cruise right pass the smoker then to the stump that I use to split wood...those SOB's are tempting fate!!!

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#201743 - 10/24/14 10:20 AM Re: Turkey time!!! [Re: John's Joy]
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i got one of those broadheads,it's nasty!!
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